How to Smoke Pot Without Smelling Like You Own a Grow Room
Enjoying everything that weed has to offer can come with one of the same downsides of smoking anything else — the smell. It can seem like no matter what you do you’ll end up smelling like you just walked out of a hot box, but there’s a few tips and tricks most long-time stoners already know to help alleviate that problem just like with red-eyes!
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One of the better tricks to not smell like pot is to keep some dryer sheets in your pockets and on your person. This tip does work a little better for those that smoke inside, as their clothes are more likely to carry that signature smell; so if that happens and you need to smell fresh for some special occasion or another, any dryer sheet will work! Then you won’t have to hear Grandma rant about the Devil’s cabbage, or whatever those crazy old folks are calling it these days!
Sweaters or Jackets
If there’s one tip you should probably follow when you’re looking to not smell like pot, it’s to set aside a particular sweater or jacket to throw on specifically for smoking. Seriously, it’ll reek if you don’t wash it but will be the only thing to smell like the ganj; unless you smoke more than the average bear. If that’s the case…
Smoking more than every once in a while means that you probably smell like pot, and everyone knows it. Sorry to burst your secret agent bubble, but it’s true and deep down you already knew that to begin with; but what can you do? Use a separate outfit to smoke in. It’s a pain in the ass yes, but if you need to retain a persona it could be a lifesaver.
Febreeze? Cologne? Perfume?
Got some spare clothes and you’re still worried about the scent lingering? Throw on a little perfume or cologne, you could even use a little Febreeze. This one is fairly self explanatory — cover the smell with a better one!
If you have the ability, you should always smoke outside. For one thing you get to enjoy nature while you enjoy a bit of nature, and for another the smoke can’t get trapped around you when the wind is blowing it away. This is one of the most valuable little tips you could ever learn, and it’s pretty basic. Two-fer!
Smoke Less Joints
Don’t hate me for this, but you have to know that smoking joints is the smelliest way you could smoke. If you’re worried about smell then you should really look into getting a vaporizer or a smaller piece instead, because there’s just no way to smoke a joint and not reek. Many people enjoy the high they receive from vaporizers, some even state they’ll make your stash last longer on top of that so ideally it’s the one of the best options out there to smoke a little!